Monday, February 5, 2007

FAN LAW - MASTER LIST

1. Tailgating still does not make fruit in beer okay. – Josh (Fairfax, VA)

2. If you get out of your seat at the stadium to get a beer/take a piss/etc., do so in between plays/innings. When you return, don't make the whole row get up in the middle of the action (ie. an at-bat, or while a play is going on), wait until the action has subsided and THEN go to your seat! – Keith (Wantagh, NY)

3. No more bandwagon fans! A true fan picks a team and sticks with them through thick and thin. – Jerry (Milwaukee, WI)

4. No rooting against your home team to better your position in the up coming draft. – MF (Boston, MA)

5. Walkouts don’t work!!! If you want to protest against your team, stop buying tickets. – Fred (Lansing, MI)

6. Men, teach your spouses about the game so they can watch and enjoy it with you. Shirley (Newark, NJ)

7. Never turn off TV or leave the stadium before the game is over especially when your team is losing. – Massimo (Bay Point, CA)

8. If you are a die hard fan of a particular team, you should not wear another team’s attire in the same sport. – Will (Los Angeles, CA)

Fan Law!!

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